job search tips

Planting Seeds: Patience Pays

A couple weeks ago I planted some catnip seeds. They're sprouting now in my bathroom window. This morning as I showered, looking at the cup with the green frizz got me thinking about patience, job searches, business, and life in general.

Nothing happens overnight, but if you plant seeds and nurture them, they grow. Sometimes they grow without nurturing. Long after you've forgotten all about them, your seeds have turned into plants.

Unemployed and No Skills? I'm Callin' BS.

Somebody (a 52-year-old man) e-mailed me through the site recently. The gentleman said that he had no skills and felt hopeless.

Really? 52 years old and not a single marketable skill? Unemployment can do a number on self-esteem. Not to be a drill sergeant or anything, but I find it nearly impossible to believe that someone with that much experience in the working world has no skills.

Hear me now but listen to me later:

Every human being on the face of this planet has something positive to offer.

What can you do for me?

The key to success: serving others.

Is it ironic or paradoxical that this is because people mainly care about themselves?

The smartest business advice I've ever gotten:

"Nobody gives a f*** about you."

Sorry, but that's the way it is. Hiring managers don't care about your shoeless children. Potential customers don't care how hard you work. All they care about is what you can deliver for them. As you build relationships with these people, they might come to adore your family or appreciate the fact that you burn the midnight oil for them, but when you first meet someone in any business capacity, they really don't care one whit about you.

Therefore, to be exceptional, to set yourself apart from the pack, you have to do two interrelated things:

Treat Unemployment as a Job

To regular long-time readers, it might seem like I'm repeating myself, but as I've said before, some things deserve to be said more than once, especially in the blogging world where old posts sometimes sink deep into the abyss.

This is important.

The Worst Resume Ever

I agonized over whether to post this because I don't want to embarrass anyone, but I already told this person that their resume was the worst I had ever seen. As long as I don't mention them by name, they shouldn't mind my using their learning experience to help others.

How to Nail Any Job Interview

Take this information to the bank

In the past two years, I interviewed with three major corporations (Sarah Lee, JP Morgan-Chase, and Reckitt-Benckiser) and was extended offers by the hiring managers at all three. The offers fell through because of an inaccuracy in my background check (which I only found out recently -- check up on yourself! -- Affiliate link -- I stand to gain financially if you try that product), but I got the jobs... sort of.

How to write a kick-ass resume

I may not be very good at getting jobs for myself these days, but I have written resumes that have helped others land jobs for which they were probably under-qualified. The curse of the writer is that to really be one, you have to go all-in, which hurts you in the face-to-face world. You can't revise what you've said in an interview without looking foolish. With writing, nobody ever has to know how atrocious the first draft may have been. At any rate, I know how to write a resume that kicks ass and takes names, and I'd like to pass that knowledge along, free of charge.

Four Powerful Job Hunting Strategies

I know a lot about getting jobs, having gotten a whole bunch of them. Maybe I'm not the best, but I'm pretty darn good.

Seeking a job is like any other competitive endeavor: (S)he with the best strategy often wins, but only with proper tactical execution.

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