[DISCLAIMER: The following will be written under the influence of intense nicotine withdrawal. The writer hereby disowns any crankiness, no matter how entertaining, and warns readers that if they are easily offended, they should leave now.]
Nobody cares.
You work so hard, and even your friends don't bother to participate. It sucks.
Plus, you get to watch all these lame blogs become popular and it makes you feel jealous, then you feel like a loser, a jealous loser.