Please stop telling me to go to grad school. I guess it's not even a real opposition to grad school, I just get tired of being told that the solution to all my problems is to go into debt for another degree of questionable payback. I have one supposedly amazing, recession-proof degree that isn't doing much for me and everyone keeps telling me to get another?

That being said, I am looking into grad programs, but I'm doing this the right way instead of just waltzing into the first program that will let me in in the next three weeks.