Job Gaps? And I have an answer for both of them!

I went on an interview today for a janitorial position. She wanted to know why I was not employed from December 2005 all the way through until June 2006?
I told her that I was collecting unemployment from the job I had previously held for 7 years. Also she wanted to know why was I unemployed from September 2009 to June of 2010. I told her that I was going to a vocational school. Far be it from me to call Everest a college. I was getting state help for my daughter, but that wasn't that bitty's business. All Im saying is, was she sooo concerned that I was sitting on my fat tush living off the governments dime and not doing anything? I'm sorry there are gaps in my resume, I was told long time ago, to omit them, so I did. My teacher told me that if they wanna know, they'll ask. Besides, I don't think I'd have room for them anyway!!

The bottom line is, I do data entry. And not knocking all the hard-working people in the custodial field(which I haven't done since the late '80s). I applaud you. But for this prissy to talk down to me, I guess appearing that since I'm a big girl, I cannot swing a mop around and empty some trash cans, is unacceptable. Just because employers have the upper hand, especially for the long-term unemployed like me, does not mean that I have to be talked down upon.

Needless to say, I went around the corner to another cleaning company, and I had a good interview. And the lady was quite nice. My family keeps saying that I'm soo smart. Why are you reducing yourself to manual labor? I tell them I'm tired of waiting for that dream sit down job. I'm starting to see things move on my wall that aren't really there!!!!

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martykate's picture

You're telling my story

It seems we don't have the right to live our lives anymore. I took time off work when I had an insurance settlement--so what? I spent seven months recovering from a severe manic episode--going back to work against my doc's advice. And then the GWB recession hit. My medication must have started to affect me because suddenly this formerly excellent employee started losing jobs--and I'm not going to tell anyone about that.

I'm poor, have no benefits, so I've been writing and going to school. Another work gap.

So fucking what?

If you think you can't do it you may be right

chuck's picture

I soooo feel this!

The "You have gaps in your resume" thing just pisses me off.

I really want to say this to the next 20-something HR idiot who brings this up: Yeah, I have gaps in my resume, kid. You should be so lucky! I traveled. I studied. I picked turnips on a hippy commune. Whatever. I frickin' lived my life. You think that means I can't add value to your enterprise? Screw you. You don't deserve me.

When life hands you sh*t, make fertilizer.

Plugging the gaps

I actually paid a career coach for advice on how the plug gaps in my resume (fours years at home with small children, a few more off work while I tried to keep my demented mother-in-law from driving or blowing up the house).

Hiring managers just want to see years lined up in sequence. Don't ask them to be imaginative.

Make up a name for your life experiences and assign them a few years: Jane Jones Agricultural Assistance. Just a thought.

Ready to work

I just lie

The only gap I have in my resume is this huge fucking gap I've had since I was laid off from my IT Manager job in September '10. Many headhunters tell me that employers only want to hire people who are already employed...!

Fuck it. I just lie. My family owns a business; I just say I'm their IT manager and work for them. If the employer calls for a reference (so far, none have), I've asked them to lie their asses off for me.

Lie lie lie. And then lie some more. Let them fucking catch you. If HR is so myopic that they won't even consider someone who has been on the sidelines for a little while, then they don't deserve the benefit of my honesty, the fucks.

Lying Is Good For You

I agree. Lie to the bastards. Where I've had gaps, I just stretch out the dates between jobs so that they all line up.
I've even left the odd job out and stretched the dates of the previous and following jobs. If they bother to check on dates and catch you out, what's the worst that can happen ? You won't get the job, which was on the cards anyway! So I say fuck them! Lie, and then think about doing some more lying. And then if you have any further spare time available, lie to them bastards again.

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