Stupid Interview Questions

Well, I had an interview last week for a job and have just received a callback for a second interview. They were only interviewing 4 people out of all the applicants, so I might be in luck.
Why do they ask such stupid questions at these interviews ?
Eg. "Why do you want to work for us ?"
Well hello ... no one wants to work for you at $10,000 a year less than their last job! They'd also rather win the lottery than work for you. They never ever wanted to work for you until you placed the job advert. I don't want to work for you, but I might just have to grin and bear it.

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Second Interview

I've just come from the second interview this morning, where they told me that they can't make up their mind between me and one other punk. They've advised me that if I think of anything further to add that I should call them.
Question: What can I add to sway their decision in my favour ?
Now, I know there are some very bright people on this forum, so I'd love to hear your suggestions.

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Tell them...

... that you're entertaining another offer but you'd really prefer to work for them so could they please just make up their mind.

This is a great topic for discussion -- stupid interview questions.

The dumbest one I ever heard was, "Why didn't you wear a suit?" This was for a job unclogging pipes filled with shit, and the interviewer was wearing khakis and a polo shirt.

Like, uh, I didn't realize I was applying to be your CEO... My actual answer was, "I actually took it to the cleaners but they told me it wouldn't be ready until tomorrow." Lame.

When life hands you sh*t, make fertilizer.

I Dressed For The Job

"Why didn't you wear a suit?"
I dressed for the job instead. Faecal matter doesn't clean up too well on an Armani suit!

This reply made my day. Been

This reply made my day. Been out of work for 3 months and needed a laugh! I am still smiling!

Swaying them to hire you

I was just offered a job a few hours ago, which I immediately and gratefully accepted. The manager of the department made it clear that he wanted to hire me, but there were two or three other people on the hiring panel who wanted someone else.

I gave him more and more material every other day to strengthen my position but did not hold out any hope I would be successful (after nine months of diligent job hunting, may a dozen interview and stacks of rejections? I had really decided I was unemployable).

He told me what their misgivings were and I spent time writing and emailing convincing evidence. I urged them to look at my LinkedIn profile, but I could see they hadn't.

I don't know exactly what you might add, but I would urge you to add something, anything. It's hard without knowing what you are up against. think about what your former bosses and coworkers complimented you on and relay some of those comments, but by all means add something.

Ready to work

My thoughts exactly! There

My thoughts exactly! There is so much power in an interview, it's sickening.

I Got The Job!

I got the damn job! I'd been beating myself up over something I'd said in one of the interviews that I wished I hadn't. But it didn't matter after all. Not sure whether I'm going to like this job yet, but it beats having no job. If I can get a job at close to 60, then so can you. Cheers to all.

Congratulations!!

That's great news!! Best of luck to you!!

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Wooohooooo!

I'm doing a happy dance for you, Jim! That's great news!

When life hands you sh*t, make fertilizer.

Thank you Celiamck and Chuck

Thank you Celiamck and Chuck. Now don't trip over doing that happy dance Chuck.

What are your greatest strengths/weaknesses

Just wanted to add this one to the list. Who answers this honestly, and why would they expect anyone to?

Everyone I know always answers with positives disguised as "weaknesses"-

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