How to Help an Unemployed Guy to Pay His Rent

Here's how you can be a big help to a nice, diligent unemployed guy without spending a dime!

Here's the skinny:

I may have created the ultimate splog.

I never thought a splog could be this good.

(No, I'm not talking about this site, SurviveUnemployment.com, Silly! This is strictly an old-school blog. It's another site that I'll tell you about in a minute.)

"Splog" is a combination of two words that, just 20 years ago, did not exist in their present contexts: "spam" and "blog." A splog is a blog designed with the express goal of making money. It has no particular desire to inform or entertain you. It only wants to attract people whose credit cards leap out of their wallets every time they see a "good deal" online.

Well, my friends, I have created such a site, and let me tell you, it is a doozie!

My new splog rocks. It takes the entire genre to a whole new level. For one thing, it is, actually, entertaining and informative, especially if you have the "inside scoop" on me and what I'm all about. For another thing, my splog (mostly) promotes cool products and great deals, unlike so many others that sell shady things.

"OK," I can hear you thinking, "But what does this have to do with me?"

Well, I want to kick this baby into high gear, and the way to do that is to get people to peep (help promote) it for me.

Fear not. It will take mere seconds of your time to do this good deed. All you need to do is head on over to BuyUStuff.com, choose your favorite sales pitch/blog post, and mouse over the "Share/Save" button on the bottom. Choose your favorite service (StumbleUpon, Digg, Facebook, Twitter -- whatever) and click it to add a bookmark. That's it. Could it be any easier?

People have told me that they wish they could donate, but they're unemployed. Well, golly, if that's true, please spend 30 seconds of your precious time helping me transform my little splog into a payer of bills. If my splog makes me as filthy rich as I fully expect it to make me, I pledge to do marvelous things to help people who are out of work.

Thank you in advance.
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P.S. -- This is also a great opportunity to sneak a peek at some high-octane sales copy. Learn from the best -- me.

Now get on over there.

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chuck's picture

If you're unemployed and splogging...

... I will help you promote your splog if you'll help me promote mine. All you need to do is share it on your favorite social networks.

When life hands you sh*t, make fertilizer.

Um, the link, dude ...

I think it's missing the .com part. At least that's my guess -- if not, I'm paying somebody else's rent right now.

chuck's picture

LOL

Thanks for the heads-up! Thanks for helping pay my rent, too.

I'll do some sharing of your blog, too, as promised. Your blog's not really a splog, though.

When life hands you sh*t, make fertilizer.

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