"Wag more,

bark less."

-- Seen on bumper sticker somewhere in Queens.

Actually, that's really good advice whether you're unemployed or not. Which dog would you rather give the treat, the one that barks at you or the one that wags at you? It's a good survival strategy in many cases. Of course, if someone threatened to harm you, baring your teeth might be wise.

Anyhooo... pay attention to bumper stickers, and try to be happy.

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DMK's picture

Not a bumper sticker, but...

I saw this vanity license plate on a "Scooperman" truck, a dog waste pick-up service..."I'm #1 with #2."

chuck's picture

LOL

That's a good one!

When life hands you sh*t, make fertilizer.

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